Top 30 Kisses: Annie Edison and Jeff Winger
“He hates me, yet he caught me. Man is good.”
“He was horny so he dropped him. Man is evil.”
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Fell asleep on my hand and now my work hours are imprinted on my face. T’ohhh.
Sometimes I just feel like being a knobhead and saying “Your life has no meaning.” to people who do nothing but chat mindless bullshit, but then I worry that a load of people will think it’s about them when it’s not about them, so I’ll just leave it here in an indirectly aggressive way.
I probably chat mindless bullshit anyway. This is mindless bullshit. Aw. I wanted to shout at all the customers at work today too and call them inconsiderate; I think I’m just feeling emotionally volatile.

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem.
Pretty sure Salem wasn’t a real cat, and this picture looks like it was taken in the 50s or something…
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I’m really tired but I’m lying here awake because I’m worrying about all the bills I have to pay and my old housemate won’t stop pestering me about shit and it’s making me panicky. Leave me alone.
PS: Doing nothing is exhausting. Especially in this weather.
All I’ve done thus far today is watch TV, eat, drink a cuppa in the sun, fight off a beetle and lounge around everywhere. I’m leaving the house in just under an hour to fold and tidy clothes for 5 hours then I’ll come back and go to bed, since it’ll probably be about half 11 when I get home. Riveting, I know.
Ugh, I feel so sick.